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Helicopters - There is No Substitute T-Shirt (DTG)

$36.61 CAD

Dick Trident knows that for all the years of human civilization, people in desperate situations have looked to the heavens and wished for someone to reach down and pluck them from the jaws of death.

So eventually, we invented the Helicopter.  There is NO substitute.

Someone's coming for you.  Just listen for the rotors and Fortunate Son.

Select color: Black

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.